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EddardStark

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Post here any joke (good or bad ) about Golden Battles.

Example:

How David defeated Goliat?

He used a trapnet

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Next joke:


There are 5 aliens talking in a bar:

Desert Hunter1: Hey guys, what do you think about humans?

Desert Hunter2: I can't stand humans, I absolutely dont like them.

Desert Hunter3: Yes I agree, some are really stupid, but generally I think it is not such a bad species.

Desert Hunter4: For me humans are OK, they have great things.

Astrocontroller Of Time: can we talk about something else please? You are all day speaking about food!

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Why Neil A. Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin and Michael Collins went to the moon?



Because they needed to accomplish the change grade mission to grade A.
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a visual joke:

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Chuck Norris facts:


Aliens are unable to destroy Earth only for 1 reason: Chuck Norris.
Against agressive aliens Chuck Norris allways hits first.
Chuck Norris can do physical attack with launcher and electromagnetical attack with pistol.
Once Chuck Norris killed 1000 aliens, and then he unwrapped a weapon.
Chuck Norris never uses weapons, he hits with his mortal kick.
When Chuck Norris hits a wall, all walls from battlefield fall like dominoes.
Chuck Norris allways has max PP and DP.
Even with max PP and DP Chuck Norris can do practice.
Chuck Norris success rate practicing PP with pistol is 100%.
If Chuck Norris not practices, his PP and DP increase, not decrease.
Chuck Norris is so high level that he has not drop rate never.
Chuck Norris can do raid alone.
Chuck Norris doesnt need stamina capsules he has allways full stamina.
Chuck Norris not wait join or ready times. When he press join or ready then its join or ready time.
Chuck Norris not teleports to raid, when he is raiding the raid teleports to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris leader bonus is minus infinity.
Chuck Norris allways gives leader bonus infinity to his soldiers.
Chuck Norris allways has 100 prestige, not for his items, but because he is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sells items to the game inventory.
Chuck Norris banned the previous admin for multiacount.
Chuck Norris gives badges to game.

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Chuck Norris Fact :
Chuck Norris country still has the warehouse because admin didn't want him to invade the whole GB world


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Very good asans



Our hardworking asans







Here another visual:




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Amazing Chuck Norris jokes!
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A spanish person finds a magic lamp and a genius appears. The genius ask him a wish, the spaniard wishes the disappearance of hunger in Africa. The genius responds:
-That's too hard, do you know how many food they need? It is an entire continent, ask me something easier please.

Then the spaniard say:
-Ok, if you cant help Africa I wish win war against Kosovo.


And the genius replies:
- Do you know how to get to Africa?
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Me after the event
 
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